so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
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ilikeducksdoyoulikeducks reblogged danceroftheflamesSource: deanisanactualprincessyou know how misha collins loves sock monkey stuff
well what if
Petition to pool money to buy it and send it to Misha
petition for misha to wear this in the next ‘cooking fast and fresh with west’
Guys I did the thing! omg why did I do the thing! Im also sending him a letter asking him to wear it for the next cooking fast and fresh
You’re my hero
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ilikeducksdoyoulikeducks reblogged sashaalexander1Source: weheartit.com
I did not order this box of cat.
HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE
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sartisticlamp reblogged carl-likes-cuddlingSource: panfans
Shadow Tag
tumblr users: so bored that there is now a disneyland peter pan fandom
Hey there’s nothing wrong with that
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ohhmaryannn reblogged alaskas-fault-was-in-her-starsSource: queenofslashso we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
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I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
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thatcutiesandra reblogged a--devil-for-meSource: piercetheveilbro
Happy Father’s Day Mitch! We miss you but you will forever be in our hearts. Kenadee will turn out just fine with you watching her.
RIP Mitch
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why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
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sartisticlamp reblogged somemenjustcantholdtheircatnipSource: jensedpadaleckles
I’ve seen a lot of this guy and his good deeds on my dashboard. It got me curious as to who he is.
I did a little research and found out that his name is Andrew Ducote.
He no longer works for Disneyland on a count of the fact that they didn’t want him playing Peter Pan anymore because he was getting wrinkles under his eyes. They offered him another job at the park but he refused. He liked being Peter Pan and he didn’t want another position.
He ended up getting married to a girl named Hali Gaskins who played Wendy at the park.
I know that I can’t be the only one who was curious about him. Hence this post.
How ironic that Peter Pan got fired for growing up
